Great Shift Game

So I Decided to try out a interactive game that I saw on Celeb Swap were your b-day is tied to the great shift so here is my try.

January -Jennifer Love Hewitt

February- Katy Perry

 

 

 

March-Kate Upton

April-Jennifer Aniston

May-Kim Kardashian

June-Angelina Jolie

 

 

 July-Lady Gaga

 

 

August-Eva Mendes

 

 

September-Beyoncé

 

October-Maggie Lawson

November-Kat Dennings

December-Selena Gomez

 

 

Messed Up

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!" Jamie screamed at her boyfriend Mack. They were having some trust issues so they went to counseling and the counselor considered mate swap were they switch bodies for a month to see how hard they each have it. "Babe I can explain..." " You know what were through and I'll tell the counselor to not swap us back so you can keep my boobs  and I can keep your dick" "Babe wait..." and with that Mack heard the suitcase being ripped out of the closet and then the door slammed shut and a burnout of tires. " Well at least there are lesbians out there" So Mack or April since he was born in April showered decide to take a quick pic and put on the sexist dress looking for a cute girl.

The Other Side

Jake didn't think going to Exchange Island with his family was a good idea incase they all got switched into each other, but when he and his mom switched his thoughts changed quick. He had the greatest time ever he ran over to the other side of the island away from his family had sex with guys, and he really did a whole lot of chicks. He know they were all normal because for some strange reason the other side of exchange island they weren't switched. So Jake found the 20 hottest chicks and he did all 20 of them. When the time came to leave he gladly switched back because a chick on the other side gave him her # and a special potion to switch forever with his mom. So when they got home Jake made it gave it to his mom he had the car ready with everything he needed then he ran off as a lesbian with his wife Olivia.